Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
subsailor1968 3 mon.agoSir Patrick Stewart, who played Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek The Next Generation, had a rare condition as a child. He had an ear that grew on his forehead, a vestigial ear that grew back when they removed it at age 3. Doctors removed it two more times, and each time it grew back. Finally, when he was 5, a doctor in Manchester, England, offered a new procedure that would remove the ear with minimal to no scarring, and it would be permanent. They had young Patrick prepped for surgery, and he stopped them to go to a mirror, so he get get a look at his final front ear.
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A Hiking.
An Edo-phile.
Because last time he made them feel-awful (falafel)
A little on the Dark Side. Wel dun, dun dudun dun dudun.
She asks the owner, “Why is this parrot only a dollar?” The owner sighs, “Well… he used to live in a brothel, so his language is a little colorful.” The woman, amused, buys him anyway and takes him home. As soon as she walks through the door, the parrot looks around and says, “New house, new madam. Nice!” Then her two daughters walk in. The parrot squawks, “New girls! Busy night ahead!” Then her husband walks in. The parrot pauses, tilts his head, and says, “Well well well… welcome back, Dave.”
Anthony, Croissant 🥐, Antilope
He never wanted to forget what sound sheep make.
A celery.
People are just dying to get in.
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